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CREAKY, GEEZER FEELING

with apologies to Jack Tempchin


I like the way that Miss Clairol makes
My hair seem like it's still brown
And I soak my teeth in a jar ev'rynight
Polident bubbles fizzin' 'round...

Got a Creaky, Geezer Feeling
But I won't let 50 get me down
'Cause I'm still standin'
In Partytown...

Now I got out a long time ago
Emerged from my drug-induced haze,
Still there's jars of pills lined up in a row
Just like my Monsterin' days....

Got a Creaky, Geezer Feeling
But I won't let 50 get me down
'Cause I'm still standin'
In Partytown...

Thanks to Viagra I may know you
As a lover and a friend
But your voice keeps whispering in my Miracle Ear,
"Hon, it's time for your prune juice and bran..."

Now I Got a Creaky, Geezer Feeling
But I won't let 50 get me down
'Cause I'm still standin'
Yeah, I'm still standin',
Yeah I'm forever standing
In Partytown...

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